May I use an image, story, idea, code, etc. from your site?
Depends on what you want! Some things I have worked a long time on, and other things I could care less about. In order to know for certain, use the form to e-mail me! Thanks!

Why don't you post pictures of yourself?
For safety. How would you liked be stalked?! There are too many creeps out there.

Why don't you post any personal information?
The same as above. But we'll see. Maybe in a few years I'll be famous and then all my personal information will be plastered on hundreds of websites, anyway.

May I direct link to your images?
NEVER!!! That steals my bandwidth, which steals from space that others who might want to view my site could have been using if you weren't linking! If I happen to find you linking to anything on my site due to lack of available bandwidth, be prepared to suffer the consequences. *evil cackle*

Could you do some webdesign for me?
Unfortunately, though I love designing, I can't, and won't. I have no time with a job, and with a few decisions I have made, I refuse to. Sorry!